Choose Your Character

Cracked.com has an article on the characters of BioWare games. Funny but true. I frickin' hate Carth Onasi, anyway.

Law & Order: Video Games Unit

Ahoy, maties! This be a tale o' software piracy from the Land Down Under! That's pirate speak for "this week's column is up, it's about the piracy of "Super Mario Bros. Wii" thanks to an Australian bloke.

Spy vs. Pyro?

Alien ❤ Predator

Love is in the air. Whether your blood is fluorescent green or a potent acid, are hearts quicken at the thought of "Aliens vs. Predator." It's a stretch for Valentine's Day, I know, but I think you'll enjoy  my column over at WesternHerald.com.
"Aliens vs. Predator is set to release next week for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and PC. The demo has gotten a bad rep due to lag, but I still have high hopes for the full retail game.

Get a room, you two!

'Manual' upload

Notice that video game manual getting a bit thin? Find out why in this week's column.

Oh, and I need some ideas for a Valentine's Day column. It seems that my bosses want to see one again this year.

Zelda CD-I (WTF?)

"I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!"

Neither can I, Link... neither can I. If by "bomb some Dodongos" you mean "drink until I forget this game footage," most certainly yes.